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Sometimes people ask me for romantic advice. My advice? Hang your future girlfriend’s painting right-side up for God’s sake.

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Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

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zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

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bestofnowyoukno:

More NowYouKno Facts Here!

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guy:

i hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way i think it octopus

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bestofnowyoukno:

See More Facts Here!

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rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

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voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

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Homework: A
Classwork: A
Project: A
Test: F
Final grade: F