if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,
just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire family celebrated it on that day. It wasn’t until they enrolled me at school they checked my birth certificate again,
my birthday is on the 11th.
I’m sorry I laughed.
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
Sometimes people ask me for romantic advice. My advice? Hang your future girlfriend’s painting right-side up for God’s sake.