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kissingeverysinglenight:

thekpnc:

kissingeverysinglenight:

if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,
just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire family celebrated it on that day. It wasn’t until they enrolled me at school they checked my birth certificate again, 

my birthday is on the 11th. 

I’m sorry I laughed.

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neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

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ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

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Sometimes people ask me for romantic advice. My advice? Hang your future girlfriend’s painting right-side up for God’s sake.

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Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

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zachsgay:

zachsgay:

i need a 1k selfie before i die

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bestofnowyoukno:

More NowYouKno Facts Here!

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